Wait... how the fuck did you find this?
I mean, uh
A group of billionaire playboy philanthropists who have dominated all realms of human existence, ranging from competetive online gaming, to full stack development, and finally making the plunge into 10x high speed web development as you're seeing on your browser right now. Over just the course of a couple hours these Mensa certified geniuses have mastered all of the tenets of HTML, CSS, and Javascript in order to craft the most visually pleasing website since MySpace closed it's doors.
One might ask, who are these intrepid, handsome, rugged, homoerotic individuals? They live
Amogus.
Some speculate they were engineered by the government in order to create the next step in human evolution. Others believe they are alien overlords who watch over the planet in an eternal vigil. Sightings of some members have been confirmed as far back as the gold rushes of the mid 19th century where it is speculated they created the vast majority of their wealth.
